Or; Star Trek Into My Nether Regions: This movie pleased me greatly but I also had some points, basically I want to talk about this so here’s a post.

spoilers of all kinds after the gif + cut

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one would have thought I learned my lesson when I poured nail polish on my parent’s newly carpeted family room

but no I had to attempt a touch up in the kitchen and drop the bottle on the wood floor too

officially done forever*

and I just had an amazing idea for a design too

.

got an email back from that professor

HE SAID NO PROBLEM

well that class is over with, time to tackle my last one

rode my bike to the library to borrow one (1) softcover book

came home with one (1) borrowed softcover and four (4) bought hardcover books (1+4=5)

DAMN YOU SPRING LIBRARY SALE

spent three minutes arguing with the boy about paper length

SO CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT

maybe he’ll be kind

technically my astronomy teacher said he wanted the paper by today, but he didn’t say when today.

like 11:59pm today is seeming like it right now

!!!!!

she’s going to come for part of the week

i didn’t even have to argue

just brought up the subject and she said she would

I’M HOLDING HER TO IT

god this is a victory

and i’m giving myself half an hour and then writing

aaaaand she didn’t pick up

welp I will be getting a call from her later today

you’ll hear all about that

terrah I sees your like and I loves you for it

okay so I’m going to attempt to guilt trip my aunt into coming on our vacation this summer

• my uncle is an awful person who is lame and stupid
• (which hurts because when I was little he was my favourite but when you grow up the veil gets pulled away and you see how horrible they really are)
• my grandfather is really sick
• I haven’t seen her in forever
• our family deserves a vacation - our family meaning ALL of us (minus my uncle obviously)
• and I deserve her to be there to celebrate me getting a fucking degree
• he (uncle) has convinced my aunt that if they (my aunt and grandfather) spend time together they’ll fight
• and I’m like
• DUDE I AM THE BELOVED GRANDCHILD/NIECE
• no one fights around me
• NO SRSLY
• my tattoo came to light during a family vacation and when my stepgrandmother said ‘I like it’ in her adorable southern drawl, it silenced my parents
• goddamn I am the baby
• I will get what I want
• and I want to see my fucking aunt
• I’m going to fight for this shit
• and I will be victorious
• I’m fucking worked up about this now
• there will be screaming and crying if there has to be
• but no abject begging
• just guilt
• I’m scared
• what if this doesn’t work
• I can’t show fear
• I need this
• waiting til my mum texts me back to post this because as soon as I do, I’m calling
• aight let’s do this

wish me luck, son

my neighbor is having a baby and her daughters gave the unborn girl a name already:

“Coco”

as in

Coco Puff

does having a weird aching chest pain qualify me to stop writing this paper for the night? like seriously guys I need to know

ach it hurts

maybe if I outline how I think it should go everything would work better

gah it hurts to breathe

just kidding I’m totally going to fail two of my classes this semester unless I grovel at the professors’ feet.

sigh I hate myself and my uselessness

time to get back to writing

I used to do the whole bit and it creeped her out and then it stuck.

Happy Mother’s Day.