BREAKING NEWS:
Stark Tower, New York City -Prompted by President Barack Obama’s endorsement of gay marrage, Anthony Stark, Captain Steven Rogers and Doctor Bruce Banner have announced their engagement…to each other. At the time of publication, Stark Spangled Banner were giggling at the podium and grabbing each other, Virginia “Pepper” Potts and Natasha “Black Widow” Romanoff were making out on the balcony, and Clint “Hawkeye” Barton was curled up in the corner with Agent Phil Coulson. The person known as Thor Odinson had no idea why this was such a big event.
