...he's adopted.

“Inspector Spacetime - 1962” by ameba2k

The Bert and Ernie t-shirt makes this picture not just good but great.

I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT:

I can’t use photoshop or any sort of photo editing program to save my life

BUT

I can make song mixes.

give me something, anything from a fandom (that I know) and I will make a mix for you.

who is doing those ship shuffle memes / wants to do one?

because if you want to do one and haven’t gotten any requests COME ON DOWN

I thought up some wicked inanimate crackships in the shower, and baby, I got needs.

fandoms:

all my boys and all my peeps like to wear night caps when they go to sleep

She’s a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost.

“Excuse me, sir, you’re all my friend needs.”

SHE’S A NO GOOD B

Watching Contemporary American Poultry makes me SO HUNGRY

do I want Pizza Bagels? I want pizza bagels.

BANANA LEVAR BURTON

THAT IS SO ADORABLE

FEMALE EMPOWERMENT

Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.

BALLS LIKE A MAN

Zach Braff?

Sorry.

You should be like Calvin! His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it!