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nealio9: Oh God this is me all the time. Sometimes Mom will ask me to call someone while we’re driving so I just find the number and dial it and then hand it over and just say “it’s ringing!” I hate talking on the phone. I do this too. Also: Two days ago my mother told me I should call a restaurant for their menu and I sat for about thirty seconds and then whined, “Why can’t you call them?” Thankfully I was saved by their early opening time which allowed her to get the menu in person.

nealio9:

Oh God this is me all the time.

Sometimes Mom will ask me to call someone while we’re driving so I just find the number and dial it and then hand it over and just say “it’s ringing!”

I hate talking on the phone.

I do this too. Also:

Two days ago my mother told me I should call a restaurant for their menu and I sat for about thirty seconds and then whined, “Why can’t you call them?”

Thankfully I was saved by their early opening time which allowed her to get the menu in person.

(Source: anxietycat)

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