March 2012
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How to eat Nutella when you don't have any food...
Take spoon firmly in hand
Wait, why didn’t you have a spoon in the first place? Everyone knows you always have a spoon with Nutella even if you don’t plan on using it.
PLAN B PEOPLE PLAN B it’s good for things other than post-coital panic situations
2. Dip spoon into delicious goodness
3. Tap on edge until desired amount is on spoon
4. Consume
5. ...
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“What if I told you I wasn’t from Guildford?”
– Ford Prefect, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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pretzels + Nutella =
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changed my picture to something new
DO NOT BE ALARMED
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-whatabeautifuldisaster:
DO IT PLEASE
melanieisawizard:
areyouhighenough:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do...
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thebrigadier:
goodlyrottenapple started following you
HI.
Cross off the things you've done
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car...
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one day I will pause my daily queue and I will...
AND THEN YOU WILL ALL LOVE ME
so my laptop situation has improved...
but my built-in camera situation has altered dramatically
like, I have one and it works, but it’s really dark and there’s nothing wrong with the drivers
also there’s no software to take pictures of myself
so anyway
the point of this is to imagine me holding up the DVD box of Beauty and the Beast excitedly because that’s what would’ve happened
I’m watching...
my textbook just defined love
lionversusbear:
…
nope, still don’t get it
i see no mention of ice cream. this class is a lie.
butterflynet:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to take his birth control on time and spends the entire next month freaking out because he feels a little bit pregnant.
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February 2012
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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
things, things, things
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I answer questions excellently
you are totally missing out.
Sherlock Drawing Print Giveaway.
meikezane:
^That is the drawing of which you can win a print. The print is size A4 (approx 11.7 x 8.3 inch).
Would you like to own a print of my Sherlock / Benedict Cumberbatch drawing? And you want it for free? It’s possible.. if you win this giveaway!
What do you have to do?
- Reblog this post. No more than 10 times, so you can’t spam your followers too much with it.
- Likes count as...
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far