May 2013
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one would have thought I learned my lesson when I poured nail polish on my parent’s newly carpeted family room
but no I had to attempt a touch up in the kitchen and drop the bottle on the wood floor too
officially done forever*
and I just had an amazing idea for a design too
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got an email back from that professor
HE SAID NO PROBLEM
well that class is over with, time to tackle my last one
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detectivejane replied to your post: rode my bike to the library to borrow one (1)…
that happens to me so much not even funny
oh I know dude I have so many books already and now I have a kindle and I don’t even know if I’ll like these but I could just as easily pawn them off on someone if I don’t
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rode my bike to the library to borrow one (1) softcover book
came home with one (1) borrowed softcover and four (4) bought hardcover books (1+4=5)
DAMN YOU SPRING LIBRARY SALE
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anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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spent three minutes arguing with the boy about paper length
SO CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
maybe he’ll be kind
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technically my astronomy teacher said he wanted the paper by today, but he didn’t say when today.
like 11:59pm today is seeming like it right now
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!!!!!
she’s going to come for part of the week
i didn’t even have to argue
just brought up the subject and she said she would
I’M HOLDING HER TO IT
god this is a victory
and i’m giving myself half an hour and then writing
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aaaaand she didn’t pick up
welp I will be getting a call from her later today
you’ll hear all about that
terrah I sees your like and I loves you for it
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okay so I’m going to attempt to guilt trip my aunt into coming on our vacation this summer
my uncle is an awful person who is lame and stupid
(which hurts because when I was little he was my favourite but when you grow up the veil gets pulled away and you see how horrible they really are)
my grandfather is really sick
I haven’t seen her in forever
our family deserves a vacation -...
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my neighbor is having a baby and her daughters gave the unborn girl a name already:
“Coco”
as in
Coco Puff
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Anonymous asked: my butt has pins and needles but it's not just asleep bc it's been going on for a couple of days and school sucks cause I have to sit on my right cheek instead of both wat do i do I have to sit on my knees infront of my computer
i mean don’t get me wrong, they’d have to be different types of pancakes, but pancakes ftw
i could live on pancakes
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inkedupkids:
things that i need in my life right now:
sex
cheese pizza
ice cream
sex
rough sex
gentle sex
more ice cream
cuddling
S E X
more pizza
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does having a weird aching chest pain qualify me to stop writing this paper for the night? like seriously guys I need to know
ach it hurts
maybe if I outline how I think it should go everything would work better
gah it hurts to breathe
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just kidding I’m totally going to fail two of my classes this semester unless I grovel at the professors’ feet.
sigh I hate myself and my uselessness
time to get back to writing
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
ART HELP:
shadow-pony:
corporalbutts:
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
I wanna see...
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Neil Gaiman, Wil Wheaton, and Stoya in a Twitter conversation
can I just not
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
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